Talking Trash

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2006-04-16T14:10:00.000-05:00

See links to the right for more celebrity gossip.

Big in '05 or so VH1 Says

2005-12-05T15:59:00.000-05:00

I think it'll last, don't you? Either way, I can't wait to watch it unfold on My Fair Brady.

Ant sweetie, you are a funny guy but I think don't think they were referring to SHOES when they said Big in '05.

Gag

2005-11-17T12:40:00.000-05:00

Hi Def DVD release of Deep Throat makes me wanna gag.

Big No

2005-11-17T12:38:00.000-05:00

Bun in the oven

2005-11-17T12:31:00.000-05:00

Sure there's a bun in Katie's oven, but do any of us think Tom is the baker?

Brad and Angie shop

2005-11-17T12:29:00.000-05:00

They play house really well together.

Catching up

2005-11-17T12:26:00.000-05:00

I can't seem to keep up with all the celeb gossip and craziness. I vow to try harder.

For now feast your eyes on Braless Brit. We all know she can afford a bra, unless KFed has blown all her money on getting his hair done and buying smokes.

Change will do you good

2005-10-20T08:03:00.000-05:00

I LOVE Nicole's new hair, make-up, style, etc. But, I'd love for her to eat a Big Mac or something cause she's a tad too skinny for my taste.

Good Lord, the outfit on the left is SCAREY.

WANTED: A stylist or a mirror

2005-10-17T14:25:00.000-05:00

I don't even know who these people are and don't really care. So many bad outfits at one event...2 Be Free's Spring 2006 Collection. Good taste was optional.

Is she wearing her Halloween costume early? Lampshade is a very unique idea.

The coat. The dress. The knee-highs and heels. Stop it please. I'm begging you.

Do you have the number for Child Protective Services?

Velma where's the rest of the gang?

Jesus?

Bondage 101

2005-10-14T12:37:00.000-05:00

OK, I believe you...sorta

2005-10-14T12:21:00.000-05:00

Those smiles don't look forced at all to me.

Randomitis

2005-10-11T16:09:00.000-05:00

Your 15 minutes are up and you are still creepy.

She doesn't look real happy to be at this North Country premiere does she? I am thinking it's the shirt.

Where's Paris?

Yes, pie in the face is funny. But come on, is that really necessary PETA?

Invasion of the body snatchers.

I am quite sure Jessica has a mirror...I really wish she'd get Ashley one.

The bride has left the building

2005-10-02T08:18:00.000-05:00

I couldn't have married a guy with hair like this either. Wonder if she gets to keep the gigantic engagement ring?

Interesting couple

2005-09-16T15:47:00.000-05:00

Either they are dating or L.Lo is taking Kelly to a meeting on how to become grossly underweight.

Do you see what I see?

2005-09-16T15:44:00.000-05:00

Yet another reason why I love Reese...notice how she can walk her dog AND flip us the bird all at the same time.

SHOCKED!

2005-09-15T19:31:00.000-05:00

I am so surprised they split...aren't you?

Not my best look

2005-09-15T19:24:00.000-05:00

Only posting because of the shirt. LOVE IT.

Taking a break

2005-09-11T14:21:00.000-05:00

Be back soon.

Brush-a Brush-a Brush-a

2005-08-29T09:17:00.000-05:00

GROSS.

I get knocked down...

2005-08-24T11:02:00.000-05:00

Is this girl EVER sober?

Run Hayden! RUN!

2005-08-22T13:18:00.000-05:00

I feel compelled to wisk 16 year old Hayden Panettiere away from Paris. Young and impressionable + Paris = TROUBLE.

I don't want to end up seeing pics of Hayden that look like this:

All smiles

2005-08-22T12:59:00.000-05:00

Angie must have just told Zahara that her daddy was Brad Pitt.

Pink is the Best Week Ever

2005-08-22T12:55:00.000-05:00

Check out Trent from Pink is the New Blog on VH-1's Best Week Ever.

Take Jennifer's lead

2005-08-22T10:36:00.000-05:00

Note to Britney, pregnant women don't have to wear only cut off shorts when pregnant. Nor do they have to go braless. There are really cute, trendy clothes for those who are with child. Next time around maybe you should try it. You might like it.

The invite must have said dress poorly

2005-08-19T10:48:00.000-05:00

All this ugliness at one event...amazing.

The hat. The hair. The jersey. Need I say more?

This chick scares the shit out of me.

Is that a cut up sheet? An old hair band banner? Whatever it is, it shouldn't be worn in public.

No words...

Look, even Pam's disgusted.

Size doesn't matter if you are Jude Law

2005-08-19T10:06:00.000-05:00

Sometimes I feel sorry for actors. Seriously, I do. I can't even imagine how embarassing it must be for Jude to have his Johnson all over the globe. Still, I doubt it will keep him from getting chicks in his bed. Not once did you hear the nanny that ended his relationship with Sienna say he was lacking in that area. Don't think she cared. He's Jude Freakin' Law afterall.

Crack ho or bag lady...you decide

2005-08-19T09:56:00.000-05:00

MK and Ashley are such cute girls. I just don't understand why they choose to dress like this and hide their faces. Seems really depressing.

Rehab Starring Tara Reid

2005-08-19T09:54:00.000-05:00

I see an intervention in this girl's future.

I may never eat another carrot again

2005-08-19T09:51:00.000-05:00

WTF?

2005-08-18T08:50:00.000-05:00

Last night I was listening to It's Good to Be...Mary Kate and Ashley on E! in my car via Sirius. These chicks are LOADED thanks to the financial contributions of 8-12 year old girls and teenagers. So, I am perplexed at their choice of attire. Is it some deal they have with Wal-mart that they must wear products they find in the store?

Are you OK Omarosa...I mean Eva?

2005-08-18T08:40:00.000-05:00

In a failed attempt to get attention away from those Emmy nominated bitches she works with, Eva dropped a pole on her head. Or...maybe one of those Emmy nominated bitches got tired of her hot ass and tried to off her. You decide.

Ice Ice Baby

2005-08-17T13:14:00.000-05:00

Why is he so angry?

Is this why?

Give me more money BITCHES!

2005-08-17T10:43:00.000-05:00

Pure and innocent

2005-08-16T09:00:00.000-05:00

Tara gets such a bad wrap. Every talks about how she parties all the time and gets into trouble. I don't believe it. I mean, this photo alone clearly shows how wholesome she is. Wouldn't you agree?

Teeth as big as your head

2005-08-16T08:51:00.000-05:00

First Nicole with her sunglasses, now Hilary with her teeth.

Motherhood doesn't suit you

2005-08-16T08:45:00.000-05:00

Looks like Brit is wearing her standard pregnancy uniform of cutoff shorts and top that shows of her bralessness. Seriously, I am starting to wonder if KFed is spending all her money on flip flops and wife beaters to the point where she can't afford decent maternity clothes. There should be an intervention.

Sunglasses as big as your head

2005-08-15T10:03:00.000-05:00

I think this is Nicole Richie but I am really not sure. Can't tell because those gianormous glasses are covering her freakin' face. Whoever said this was a good look lied.

Sober

2005-08-15T10:01:00.000-05:00

I always do a crotch shot when I am sober. Don't you?

Payless shoes?

2005-08-10T15:16:00.000-05:00

She must really be a mess over what Jude did. That's the only thing that would explain those shoes and the fact that she has wrapped the straps around her PANTS. Get help girl.

Queens

2005-08-10T15:15:00.000-05:00

Can you tell which one is the Drag Queen? Me neither.

Get a new look

2005-08-08T12:27:00.000-05:00

My grandma called and would like her curtains back.

Do you own a mirror?

2005-08-08T12:23:00.000-05:00

I try not to bash people I know on this site. But sometimes, an opportunity presents itself that you cannot pass up. Case in point, this picture at a wedding I attended this weekend. I have blacked out the eyes to protect the identity of the persons in the picture. Now that that is done, check out her hair. It's real and it's how she always wears it.

I like big bags and I cannot lie

2005-08-04T14:34:00.000-05:00

Does Eva have a whole new outfit in her bag? I hope so cause what she's trying to pull off with that dress, cap and shoes is beyond me.

Step away from the hot rollers

2005-08-03T09:59:00.000-05:00

I can't get past the hair. The bad 1980's hair. Oh, so wrong.

Twins TV

2005-08-02T15:10:00.000-05:00

Honestly, what's so special about her "twins" that they need their own show?

What? You say it's not about HER twins...but about her and her sister? I get it, she's a TWIN and along with her sister they are going to show off their twins?

That's not it either? Who cares...I give up.

All shiney and wrong

2005-08-01T15:52:00.000-05:00

As with my boyfriend Chad, haven't a clue who Daniele Gaither is either, but someone needs to give her a mirror. White. Shiney. Wrong.

Give it back biatch!

2005-08-01T15:49:00.000-05:00

Haven't a clue who this Chad Rogers "fella" is but he needs to give me my damn blush and lip gloss back.

Not one to disappoint

2005-07-30T15:15:00.000-05:00

You can always count on Tara to put the ASS in clASS.

Not one, but two

2005-07-30T15:11:00.000-05:00

It was odd enough when she'd always carry Maddox around because the kid is way old enough to be walking on his own. But now both of them? That is too much. And, while he's old enough to walk on his own, I really don't think he's old enough to say, "Hey mom, I'd like a mohawk and to wear eye makeup." That's her doing.

Vacation Number 2

2005-07-15T09:09:00.000-05:00

For your viewing pleasure while I am on vacation. Check out the links to the right for the latest and greatest celebrity gossip.

Take that Charlie!

2005-07-13T14:45:00.000-05:00

She just had a baby 5 freakin' weeks ago and look at her! I have NEVER had a baby and I still don't look that hot.

Talk about telling your soon-to-be ex hubby to stick it in a great way.

Simmer down!

2005-07-13T14:40:00.000-05:00

I don't care how many times you grab each other like meat and suck face...I still don't buy it.

Cavity Creeps

2005-07-12T13:55:00.000-05:00

Whoever talked her into those damn veneers should be fired. Awful. Just awful. She was a cute girl who didn't need anything about her changed. Bring back her old tiny, cute teeth.

But Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa!

2005-07-12T13:44:00.000-05:00

Looks like they finally got running water in the trailer or she read my blog which isn't likely cause I am not sure Disney taught her to read. Either way, she looks surprisingly cleaned up for a change and it's refreshing.

Brad and Angelina pregnancy rumors true?

2005-07-12T13:34:00.000-05:00

Mr. Pitt was reportedly hospitalized in LA for "flu-like" symptoms. Leaves me wondering if HE'S pregnant with Angelina's baby???

On Vacation

2005-07-07T08:05:00.000-05:00

Catch up on the latest celebrity gossip by visiting the Blogs listed to the right. Be back soon.

Know when to hold'em

2005-07-06T08:15:00.000-05:00

How is she going to manage carrying Maddox and her newest addition, Zahara? Can't wait to see how she pulls this off. Maybe that's what Brad is for?

You're Fired

2005-07-01T08:09:00.000-05:00

Why do I keep seeming Omarosa everywhere? Weren't her 15 minutes up about the time The Donald told her she was fired?

On again. Off again. On again?

2005-07-01T08:07:00.000-05:00

Tommy and Pam at it again? You decide.

War of the Words

2005-07-01T07:56:00.000-05:00

There's a little verbal sparing Hollywood style going on between these two. Tom seems to be quickly digging himself into a deep hole that I am not sure he can recover from. It's one thing to be having a mid-life crisis and proclaim you're in love on Oprah by jumping around like a lunatic. It's another to preach about medical conditions and the treatment of those conditions based solely on your religious beliefs and not science or expertise. Tom should probably stick to what he knows and leave the child birth to women and medicine to doctors.

Shotgun Wedding

2005-06-30T11:07:00.000-05:00

E is reporting that Ben and Jen tied the knot. Think she wore white?

Who are you?

2005-06-30T09:43:00.000-05:00

It seems these lovely ladies get around. Their faces and bad taste are forever captured in photos and premiers and parties and the like. Not having a freakin' clue who they were, I did a little research. Which totally explained why I have no idea who they are.

Before today I thought they were PAID to show up at these events so we'd all have someone to make fun of and to fill seats. Little did I know that they all have illustrious careers in the Made for TV Movie and Porn genres. That explains a lot.

Ummm...gross gold digger

2005-06-30T09:34:00.000-05:00

Does ANYONE know what this guy does other than spend Brit's money, get her knocked up and drag her down? Anyone? Anyone?

Now this is humiliation

2005-06-29T11:20:00.000-05:00

Oprah might want to rethink her position on what causes one of the most humiliating moments in ones life. This might be made easier for her if she talked to Terry McMillan because I am quite sure that finding out your husband and inspiration for a bestselling NOVEL is gay after being married for 6 years is a tad more humiliating than not being allowed to shop in a closed store. But, what do I know?

Closed means closed...Oprah

2005-06-29T11:09:00.000-05:00

Maybe, just maybe being Oprah Winfrey doesn't guarantee you special treatment. Maybe, being Oprah doesn't put you above everyone else and allow you access to stores that are closed to the rest of the world. Maybe, just maybe it has nothing to do with race and more to do with the fact that closed means closed not closed unless Oprah comes and then you open the doors because she's a gazillionaire and famous. Maybe, your "how dare they" response separates you just a little more from the average person who is used to not getting into stores that are CLOSED and who aren't likely to shop at Hermes. Maybe, just maybe your elitist attitude should be questioned as well as the fact that being turned away from a store that was closed would be classified as one of the most humiliating moments in your life.

Maybe...but I could be wrong.

Scientologists to the rescue

2005-06-29T08:05:00.000-05:00

The Scientologists are starting to crawl out of the woodwork in Hollywood in praise and support of TomKat. Erika Christensen told Access Hollywood that the world needed more Tom Cruises'. Like I need a hole in my head.

And Leah, who I love also came to his rescue in the form of press bashing. I really don't think the press is to blame for his bizarre outbursts and over-the-top PDAs.

I won't believe any of this until their leader, John Travolta, speaks out.

2005-06-28T09:12:00.000-05:00

Nope...still not buying it. But I am buying the whole Tom Cruise is having a nervous breakdown or midlife crisis thing.

2005-06-28T09:10:00.000-05:00

Reynolds Wrap called and they'd like their aluminum foil back.

Making me Blu

2005-06-28T09:08:00.000-05:00

Twice in one week Blu has found her way to this site. What in the hell is she thinking? Cut out top, shaw, peasant skirt, hat and GOLD bag? Pick a style, any style and stick with it.

2005-06-27T12:35:00.000-05:00

Yummy

2005-06-27T12:33:00.000-05:00

The wind Blu half her top and her skirt off.

2005-06-27T12:32:00.000-05:00

How come when I wear my nightie out in public people call the police but in Hollywood it's OK?

2005-06-27T12:30:00.000-05:00

Further proof that Tom has lost his freakin' mind. Spielberg looks totally freaked out.

Crazy like a TomKat

2005-06-24T21:29:00.000-05:00

Nope, still not buying it. And now after hearing about her mysterious 16 day disappearance I am CONVINCED this is a robotic version of the former Dawnson Creeker. Free Katie.

Punky does it right

2005-06-24T21:27:00.000-05:00

See Britney, SOME people bathe when pregnant and actually look kinda cute. Take Punky here. That's how it should be done. Well, except maybe that whole belly peekin out thing that actresses seem to like doing lately. Not a big fan of that.

2005-06-24T21:25:00.000-05:00

The chafing...that's all I can say.

2005-06-24T21:24:00.000-05:00

Lil' Yankee Panky going on in NY?

2005-06-24T21:22:00.000-05:00

I wonder if MC Lyte realizes something bit into her dress and there's this whole piece missing.

Oops I did it again

2005-06-21T14:58:00.000-05:00

Remember when she used to look like this? Me neither. I am so used to seeing her like this that I forget how hot she once was.
Now I am not saying her pregnancy is what is making her less than hot because pregnant women are beautiful. It's her desire to dress so poorly and reduce her hygiene level tremendously that is grossing me out.

I mean, really...look at Heidi. Doesn't she look bathed and stylish with her cute lil' belly? Brit should take notes.

2005-06-21T10:40:00.000-05:00

Chloe just isn't a pretty girl is she?

2005-06-20T21:50:00.000-05:00

Those veneers have totally changed her look and not in a good way.

2005-06-20T21:47:00.000-05:00

Looks like there really is a Baby Ben in the oven. Can't wait to see how this impacts Alias. And, for the record...if Michael Vartan is booted off the show because of their former relationship I am going to be pissed.

2005-06-17T13:04:00.000-05:00

Why is he always grabbing her like she's piece of meat or something? Tom your craziness is grating on my last nerve.

2005-06-17T12:11:00.000-05:00

Very seldom am I rendered speechless but this my friends has done it. What in the hell was she thinking? That looking like a 50's housewife was hot?

2005-06-17T12:10:00.000-05:00

Revenge of the Nerds - Fellowship of the Geeks.

2005-06-17T12:08:00.000-05:00

The dress I can handle. But the boots and the necklace...come on girl you can so do better than that.

2005-06-17T12:07:00.000-05:00

Has anyone seen my pearls?

Are you f-ing kidding me?

2005-06-17T08:00:00.000-05:00

Engaged? Yeah, that'll last. Ever notice how his hand is always in the small of her back? It's because she's a puppet and he's controlling her every move. Run Katie! Run!

Separated at Birth?

2005-06-14T19:38:00.001-05:00

You decide.

2005-06-14T10:16:00.000-05:00

Nice nip Jessica.

What is up with Hilary's teeth?

2005-06-14T09:52:00.000-05:00

Small teeth 2004

Big teeth 2005

2005-06-10T08:39:00.000-05:00

Dude...you are just creepy.

2005-06-10T08:38:00.001-05:00

Why is Bai Ling everywhere?

2005-06-10T08:38:00.000-05:00

Step away from the bong.

2005-06-10T08:37:00.001-05:00

Looking a little over oiled there Gabby. And I sure hope that sticky tape works.

2005-06-10T08:37:00.000-05:00

I am so glad I can't see her.

2005-06-07T13:07:00.000-05:00

Nope, still not buying it.

2005-06-07T13:03:00.001-05:00

And I thought the bags under my eyes were bad.

2005-06-07T13:03:00.000-05:00

Remember when he was the skinny dork in Breakfast Club who had the fake id so he could vote?